The Opening Day Anti Semitic Gorilla

    One of these things is not like the other.

    Above are a few shots of scenes around Cincinnati today, the much coveted "Opening Day" for the Reds here in Cincinnati.  Of course a shot of the Opening day parade, a picture of Great American Ball Park, and of course a man dressed up as an ape with a sign that says "Deport the Jew Banksters" (Banksters is not actually a word).  Is it just me, or does Cincinnati have a large amount of crazy conspirators? 

Exhibit A

Don't get me wrong, I think we all miss crazy hat guy.  He might have been bat-shit crazy often times wearing a hat with crazy conspiracy theories, he usually went about it in a more friendly manner, and sometimes just made you smile (see exhibit A).

Here is my question for anti-Semitic gorilla: what's the leverage?  What are you really aiming to do?  Or are you just that crazy?  Also...where did you find that gorilla costume?

Why don't you just ask for money or something like the crazy cat lady in Clifton who often surpasses asking for one dollar and mumbles a quick "Can I have 5 dolla" as you walk by.  WOAH!  $5 dollars, are you crazy?  A better question- are you crazier than the guy wearing the gorilla costume hating on the Jew bankers?

You know, I have heard the phrase "The Jews control wall street" before.  But, even if you didn't find this horribly offensive to start with...Dude, this is Cincinnati, and the occupy movement is dead....and you're dressed like a gorilla.

If someone has some insight as to why this guy was dressed as a gorilla, please shed some light.  Until then, keep it classy Cincinnati.

The Walking Jesus

Everyone is talking about it:  The phenomenon of rising after death and viciously trying to find others to spread your uncontrollable thirst for fle...Christianity.  Of course I am writing about the unmistakable coincidence of the resurrection of Jesus and the season finale of The Walking Dead.  Easter has never brought me as much joy as it did this year.  No other day has combined a few of the things I love most:  eating chocolate bunnies, small chickens filled with marshmallow cream, and watching Darryl pump arrows into the heads of zombies.  

The resurrection of Jesus Christ and The Walking Dead have one thing in common:  They both leave us with a lot of questions.

Will baby Judith share Jesus' fate and also get shanked by those trying to jew the gang out of the prison?  Will ghost Laurie make an appearance (Jesus was also affiliated with a whore for awhile, wasn't he?)?  Will more than one black person be able to stay at alive at a time after this season?   

Regardless of the answers it is crucial today to take the time to commemorate the coincidence of Easter and the season finale of The Walking Dead.